40 Rules for Writing Good
One of the more popular items that circulate through the network of folk faxology is a perverse set of rules along the lines of Thimk, We Never Make Mistakes and (this one runs off the page) PlanAhe…. These injunctions call attention to the very mistakes they seek to enjoin. English teachers, students, scientists and (scientific) writers have been circulating a list of self-contradictory rules of usage for more than a century, and have been collecting and creating them for almost half of one.
1.Each pronoun should agree with their antecedent.
2.Between you and I, case is important.
3.A writer must be sure to avoid using sexist pronouns in his writing.
4.Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
5.Don’t be a person whom people realize confuses who and whom.
6.Never use no double negatives.
7.Never use a preposition to end a sentence with. That is something up with which your readers will not put.
8.When writing, participles must not be dangled.
9.Be careful to never, under any circumstances, split infinitives.
10.Hopefully, you won’t float your adverbs.
11.A writer must not shift your point of view.
12.Lay down and die before using a transitive verb without an object.
13.Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
14.The passive voice should be avoided.
15.About sentence fragments.
16.Don’t verb nouns.
17.In letters themes reports and ad use commas to separate items in a series.
18.Don’t use commas, that aren’t necessary.
19.”Don’t overuse ‘quotation marks.'”
20.Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (if the truth be told) superfluous.
21.Contractions won’t, don’t and can’t help your writing voice.
22.Don’t write run-on sentences they are hard to read.
23.Don’t forget to use end punctuation
24.Its important to use apostrophe’s in the right places.
26.Don’t overuse exclamation marks!!!
27.Resist Unnecessary Capitalization.
29.Check to see if you any words out.
30.One word sentences? Eliminate.
31.Avoid annoying, affected, and awkward alliterations, always.
32.Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
33.The bottom line is to bag trendy locutions that sound flaky.
34.By observing the distinctions between adjectives and adverbs, you will treat your readers real good.
35.Parallel structure will help you in writing more effective sentences and to express yourself more gracefully.
36.In my own personal opinion at this point of time, I think that authors, when they are writing, should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words that they don’t really need.
37.Foreign words and phrases are the reader’s bete noire and are not apropos.
38.Who needs rhetorical questions?
39.Always go in search for the correct idiom.
4.Do not cast statements in the negative form.